i made a grand total of like 6 shitty posts today an im right back to a goodnight post fuck im sorry im so boring all i do is halfassed yoga, drink coffee, and eat cereal for dinner. 

also i managed to almost mostly kind of understand martin heidegger today so a++++ 

(getting my license renewed tomorrow bc i forgot my passport today what a joke one more day of catching buses everywhere grosssss)

good night


I just looked outside to check the patriarchy and apparently it’s reigning men


my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”



What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite


every member of one direction has done some dumb shit but at least they dont treat their fans like shit dam



Dear STFU-Moffat and associates,

From now on, I insist you describe Steven Moffat as “Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat.” Just to make sure you’re being fair.

Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat is a queerbaiting hack

OK goodnight im up at the crack to walk the dog tomorrow morning

and fffffffugh i forgot i have this party thing on friday night fUCK ok shit ugh i’ll deal it’s ok 

good night

everyone has glutes tho…?

uve clearly never seen my sister’s ass

sapphicdalliances said: 

you reap the booty that you sow

SO rose and i despite being sisters are actually quite physically different. she’s small and bony, a good five inches shorter than me, and has absolutely ZERO ass to speak of. i’m not small, or bony, i’m nearly 5’10” and let’s just say i do not have zero ass to speak of

and she and i were talking about how she actually NEEDS a butt and how she has to wear special padded jodhpurs for riding because she bruises her butt FROM THE INSIDE with her bony butt

and i was like, “well you should do squats.”

"squats wouldn’t help," she lamented. "squats just build muscle that’s already there. i have nothing there."

"it’s like a pancake, yeah. i do squats, but i have a basis for them"

"yeah, you have the booty"

"i have the basis of the booty, and with the squats i cultivate the booty"