To someone not in the know, my lock screen is just an intimate picture of someone I love with a puppy. (To someone in the know, it’s the exact same thing, whoops.)

To someone not in the know, my lock screen is just an intimate picture of someone I love with a puppy. (To someone in the know, it’s the exact same thing, whoops.)

  • The Guardian: Any advice for a 21-year-old who hates their job and has the possibility of traveling the world? And has a boyfriend that they like. (This is for a friend.)
  • Rob Delaney: Go do it. Fuck him. Is he a guy in his 20s? Then he's the least significant type of person on the planet. A male in their 20s? Run in the opposite direction. Nothing he says matters; his fears, his hopes his dreams are garbage. Men in their 20s are the worst thing happening on our planet. Go, go to Uzbekistan, go to South Korea, just go anywhere he isn't because men in their 20s are bad for young women.
  • The Guardian: So what do women in their 20s do?
  • Rob Delaney: Masturbate. Date other women for a while. Use men sexually for a while but don't ever invite their opinion or be bound to them in any way.
Anonymous asked:
"Teenage dirtbag x Marina and the Diamonds?"

!!!! noted and agreed !!!

what music represents my aesthetic?

my current twitter phase is vagueities and song lyrics

snazzamazza asked:
"your music aesthetic: either cool acoustic versions of like techno songs or soft techno versions of like mumford and sons"

acoustic techno or techno folk im super into this

what music describes my aesthetic?

Happening Now: Pakistan

fattysaid:

Sources to keep you informed and updated about the latest developments in Pakistan. I have tried to include a wide variety of viewpoints. I am not condoning/promoting any side, it’s up to you to inform yourself. This is by no means a comprehensive list and to take this list out of context i.e. to just make up your mind about the situation without first understanding the complex nature and origins of this ongoing crisis is to commit a really grave mistake. Stay informed, yes, but this crisis didn’t begin a few hours, days or even a few weeks ago. This crisis has been ongoing for decades. Don’t rush to make conclusions or to hype something up, especially when it involves something as serious as the prospect of military intervention. Tread with caution.

This list will be continuously updated so keep checking back for the latest updates. Please drop me a message or leave a comment on this post regarding any source which you think should be included on the list below:

Live Streams from the Protests in Islamabad (Urdu):

News Outlets:

On tumblr:

On Twitter:

dont take pictures of people without their permission do not take pictures of people when they are sleeping on a plane that is so fucking weird and creepy i don’t care how cute you think they look that is weird as hell and you’re a creep

Anonymous asked:
"Have you heard of postmodern jukebox? They do like old jazz or doowop covers of pop songs! Their 1920s cover of Fancy is what I imagine your aesthetic is! Weird and quick and upbeat haha x"

I remember them! I haven’t listened to them since their Thrift Shop cover went viral! They’re so cool. 

and omg the fancy cover with the tap dance break jfc wow thank u

what music represents my aesthetic?

modestmgmtofficial:

my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:

  • louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
  • zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
  • harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
  • niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
  • liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”
New Ask Meme: Send me music that you think describes my aesthetic

raynebow-cake:

I saw a few asks that say “describe my aesthetic” so this one takes a bit more creativity.

Whether it’s the lyrics or just the over all sound, send me a song that you think fits my “aesthetic”