i made a grand total of like 6 shitty posts today an im right back to a goodnight post fuck im sorry im so boring all i do is halfassed yoga, drink coffee, and eat cereal for dinner. 

also i managed to almost mostly kind of understand martin heidegger today so a++++ 

(getting my license renewed tomorrow bc i forgot my passport today what a joke one more day of catching buses everywhere grosssss)

good night

vvtvrmom:

I just looked outside to check the patriarchy and apparently it’s reigning men

danielkanhai:

my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

malilk:

every member of one direction has done some dumb shit but at least they dont treat their fans like shit dam

quantumblog:

trying-to-resonate-concrete:

Dear STFU-Moffat and associates,

From now on, I insist you describe Steven Moffat as “Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat.” Just to make sure you’re being fair.

Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat is a queerbaiting hack

OK goodnight im up at the crack to walk the dog tomorrow morning

and fffffffugh i forgot i have this party thing on friday night fUCK ok shit ugh i’ll deal it’s ok 

good night

everyone has glutes tho…?

uve clearly never seen my sister’s ass

sapphicdalliances said: 

you reap the booty that you sow

SO rose and i despite being sisters are actually quite physically different. she’s small and bony, a good five inches shorter than me, and has absolutely ZERO ass to speak of. i’m not small, or bony, i’m nearly 5’10” and let’s just say i do not have zero ass to speak of

and she and i were talking about how she actually NEEDS a butt and how she has to wear special padded jodhpurs for riding because she bruises her butt FROM THE INSIDE with her bony butt

and i was like, “well you should do squats.”

"squats wouldn’t help," she lamented. "squats just build muscle that’s already there. i have nothing there."

"it’s like a pancake, yeah. i do squats, but i have a basis for them"

"yeah, you have the booty"

"i have the basis of the booty, and with the squats i cultivate the booty"