i remember when i first started getting proper guitar lessons he asked me what kind of music i liked and at the time all i listened to was like, hole and nirvana and babes in toyland, lunachicks, aerosmith, u no, angry girl rock mixed with some classics, and he was like, “um… well… have you ever heard of dido?”

and SURE 13-year-old me was pretentious and didnt like pop music and the extent of my repertoire up to that point were from my mom’s old book of protest songs

but it was like i was being told I COULDN’T PLAY THAT MUSIC 

by the time he relented and taught me some stuff i could get behind - mostly alanis morissette, KD Lang, some Fleetwood Mac - going to lessons felt so nonessential to me when I could stay in class instead of missing an hour for it. and then he left and the teacher changed, so i stopped going at all, and this new guy said he couldnt teach me anymore because i wasn’t showing up for lessons, and even when i said i wanted them, he told me no

and thats how i became the first person at my high school to be refused music lessons whump whump

Anonymous asked:
"HI BEE HOW ARE YOU also what is bee short for"

im rly fuckin tired but going to sleep means waking up and doing essay tomorrow which is p sucky 

also my skin is rly bad rn and i feel like a total whale thnx for asking

and bee is short for barbara as in barbarian as in barbarbarbar

WOW good night

shorelle:

One of my favourite parts of Winter Soldier was seeing Steve and Natasha disguised as hipster dorks. (welcome to 21st century fashion, Cap!)

shorelle:

One of my favourite parts of Winter Soldier was seeing Steve and Natasha disguised as hipster dorks. (welcome to 21st century fashion, Cap!)

goatcorporation:

dragons hoard gold and treasure but as far as i can tell they have no use for it as actual currency. dragons dont really need material wealth because they can do whatever they want and no one will sell anything to a dragon (a dragon can just take whatever they want anyway)

possible theories for why dragons hoard treasure:

  • like many species of birds, dragons are instinctually attracted to shiny objects for no other reason except to attract a mate with their beautiful nest
  • their favorite cartoon is scrooge mcduck
  • dragons just enjoy killing/eating rich kings, landowners, aristocrats etc.
  • they intentionally manipulate the global economy by withholding material wealth from the market
elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10

incroyable

elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10

incroyable

samspratt:

"Daenerys" - Illustration by samspratt

Finally finished. Had a little too much fun painting all that loose, whispy, wooshy, hair. Now right back to the art cave to continue research on a poster I’m particularly excited about.

artcii:

test head turn animation of an original character

artcii:

test head turn animation of an original character

ALSO i got lumberjanes off ebay bc my local had sold out COMPLETELY so on top of sex criminals, operation margarine, saga 3, and a marceline comic, i also technically bought lumberjanes yesterday woooh 

last night we were chatting with this dude outside the club and he showed me his drag stuff on instagram and i was like “mannnn u need to teach me how to contour this is fuckin sick” and he was like “girl ur so beautiful u dont need to contour at ALL what u need is to” and then he took my jacket off, pinched my sweater to it was tight and hoisted up my boobs and he was like “there perfect”

mmm yes my sexy oversized jacket and baggy black sweater how could i possibly need to improve on that

Okay... This looks bad. Really... Really bad. But believe it or not it's only the third most-terrible idea I've had today and today I have had exactly nine terrible ideas.

"Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery."

Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

hahahah this quote is such a fucking slam dunk

(via shutthefuckupandgotoyourroom)

batcii asked:
"OH NO AVAN JOGIA"

oH NO AvaNAjoANR dasfl