The one thing you need to understand about why I like One Direction
is that sure I like their music or whatever, and I think they’re good looking so there’s that…
but more than anything else, getting into 1D made me hyper aware of how shady they are
And I really want to be around when the conspiracy is revealed
Like their whole career is a long episode of some detective mystery JUST TELL ME WHO THE MURDERER IS
Some poor dude who tweeted abt seeing Harry Styles in LA with a guy who’s shorter than him and has tattoos or something. He confirmed that, yeah, it was that Lewis guy, and then his twitter account was suspended. One of many casualties when it comes to Modest Mgmt’s shady fuckin existence.
Good news is that, like Jesus Christ, DShomen has come back to life after dying for our sins. Many others have not been as fortunate (see: Wellington girls, etc.)
David made another twitter account
He died for our sins and this is his resurrection
honestly, i dont know why i made this.
i mean i do but
damn that’s edgy of you !!! wow !!! where did you pull all this bravery from to post something so pathetic and childish when you yourself are 27? Please tell me, i would love to know
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
Should I go for a run
Or take off all my clothes and have a nap
Hahaha just kidding we all know what the answer is
A man in a well tailored suit is just….. Sooo… Just.. God bless all your ancestors.
My computer isn’t working and all I want to do is write…….. :(
HAHA WAIT I’LL RANT USING MY TYPEWRITER LIKE A PROPER WANKER ok gr8 plan
between2devils tagged me for that 6 selfie thing going around
all my selfies together makes me realise what a stoic narcissist i am
and yes i struggled and had to pull selfies from last year don’t judge me. my selfies r all distressingly uniform but whatever
feel free to ignore me though