batcii:

in other news i am in sydney at the moment but am currently locked in jules’ dorm room hiding from college students i don’t know while she is at work * ~ social butterfly sas ~ *

yesterday i randomly ran into bee lycaeas on two occasions and was like ‘look bee i like u a lot but u can’t be following me around it’s weird’ and she yelled at me indignantly across the street; ‘yoU CAME TO MY CITY

The other day my professor was talking about how the classical poets used to start off by saying they were being inspired by the muses.

"Why?" he asked, and someone said, "Uh… authority?"

And he said, “Exactly. Why should anybody believe the myth you’re telling them? Because it comes straight from the gods. It’s divine inspiration. Whether or not these people genuinely believed muses were speaking to them is another story all together. Like, for instance, say you’re Moses, and you’re walking through the desert for what feels like a billion years, and you’re directing a thousand grumpy people who keep wanting to kill each other and sleep with each other and steal and stuff. How are you going to correct that behaviour? Go up to a mountain, alone, chill by yourself for a couple of days, and come back down with some stone tablets and say, God spoke to me: no more killing, no more stealing, no more adultery… and watch them fall in line.”

And then he paused and said, “I mean sure, it might take a couple of tries, but nobody’s perfect.”

i’d wanna have a band called “average”

and between songs we’d be like “thanks for tolerating all these taylor swift covers” and “here’s a song i bet you really hoped we wouldn’t play but are going to begrudgingly listen to because of nostalgia”

and then at the end we’d say, “thanks everyone for a great night. you’ve been brilliant and we’ve been Average.” 

like, also? it wasn’t that funny.

yeah like i saw the picture and had a little chuckle

and then the ranting came

like

no

stop

who are you

ugh

just saw a picture of a magritte pipe with “bitch i might be” instead of “ceci n’est pas une pipe” and it was followed up by this EXTRANEOUS explanation of why that’s funny finally ending in “so basically if you laughed at this you’re smart :)”

like bitch ok while an assumed preliminary knowledge of surrealist art is probably kind of elitist, pretty much EVERYONE KNOWS CECI N’EST PAS UNE PIPE and WE DO NOT NEED A FUCKING 1k ART HISTORY LESSON WITH A BIT OF RAP GENERAL KNOWLEDGE TO LAUGH AT A FUCKING PHOTO ON THE INTERNET

chill and go outside play with a dog eat some cereal just calm down

Track Title: As Told By Ginger Intro

Artist: Macy Gray

Album: 90's Toons Tunes

awesomestlonerever:

'Someone once told me the grass is much greener
On the other side

And I paid a visit 
well, it’s possible I missed it
It seemed different, yet exactly the same (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Til further notice (til further notice)
I’m in-between (i’m in between)
From where I’m standing (from where in standing)
My grass is green

Someone once told me the grass is much greener
On the other side’

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

Anonymous asked:
"you've been making a lot of posts recently about exercising lol"

UH yeah i mean i guess

i’ve always run occasionally and i’ve been doing pilates all year

but i’ve been running a lot more and doing yoga every day, kind of since i quit smoking on this bet thing? bc smoking was always more a nervous habit than anything else and running and yoga help with that i guess

idk what to tell u dude

whoever has been in the shower for the last 25 minutes needs to hurry up because i’m sweaty and gross and i have places to be